Despite claims that Toronto is the centre of the universe, new scientific evidence proves that there is in fact life beyond the Don Valley Parkway.
The Screaming Goose took these findings to the streets of Toronto. When Torontonians were shown the new scientific data, they were shocked.
“What the hell is this?” Christine Parker who resides in the riding of Toronto Centre asked, referring to the province of Alberta.
“There’s life outside of Toronto?” James Smith who bikes to work and doesn’t own a car asked.
Despite these new findings, many Torontonians that we interviewed do not plan to travel outside of Toronto any time soon and insist their gluten-free vegan lifestyle is the ideal lifestyle.