Premier Ford comes back with new look, new style, new attitude

Doug Ford is taking names and kicking asses.

After weeks of silence, the Ontario Premier appeared at a COVID-19 press conference with a new look, new style and new attitude.

“Ford 3:16 says I just whopped your ass, Ontario,” Ford said before chugging a few buck-a-beers.

Ford indicated that he was tired of pleasing the press gallery and listening to so-called medical experts.

“Because Stone Cold said so!” Ford said when asked why he was refusing to listen public health officials.

Ford concluded his press conference by flashing obscene gestures and throwing empty beer cans at reporters in the Queen’s Park press gallery.

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