The Dear Leader’s emotional pleas didn’t work.
The Dear Leader’s exuberant fines didn’t work.
The Dear Leader had no choice but to set an example.
On Thursday evening, Dear Leader Brian Pallister bravely executed an unlawful citizen from Winnipeg for defying the important and completely reasonable COVID-19 rules.
As the Dear Leader’s strong hands gripped the cold steel sword, thousands of Manitobans cheered. Some even cried at the sight of the Dear Leader’s bravery.
As the radical citizen lost his life, millions came to their feet – cheering for the Dear Leader’s decision to set an example.
The People’s Government of Manitoba warns more public executions will come if COVID-19 cases continue to increase.
We are all in this together.